Open my laptop to check the Interwebs.
Get mad that the Internet is not working.
Get mad at myself for getting mad about the Internet not working.
Vow to go on an Internet fast. Someday.
Eat the breakfast that I bought the night before in the hospital cafeteria.
Get crumbs in bed.
Laugh at how annoyed Steve would get if I was getting crumbs in bed at home.
Get dressed. Remember to put on my all-access NICU parent pass.